haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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