New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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