So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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