Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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