the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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