Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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