I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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