I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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