i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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