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I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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