gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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