So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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