Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My liver just had a heart attack.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
