You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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