i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
