so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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