Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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