i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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