I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
