Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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