i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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