So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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