I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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