She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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