So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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