but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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