The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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