You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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