her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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