What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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