am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
