we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
