How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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