idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Randomize
