You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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