If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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