Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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