Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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