Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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