ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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