i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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