He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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