it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
