Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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