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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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