Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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