My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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