Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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