im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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