At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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