Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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