Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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