idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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